1. I can swallow 30 tablets at once
2. I can fit into childrens clothes
3. The doctors ask me what antibiotics I would like this time
4. I can make up an iv antibiotic and deliver it to myself in my sleep
5. Every time I laugh really big, a huge coughing fit follows and I spew up my last meal
6. I get evil looks from old people for using a disabled parking space
7. I know which vein is good for getting blood out of
8. I walk at the pace of an 80 year old and so hunched over I can lick my knees
9. I start laughing hysterically when someone says they are sooooooo sick with a cold
10. I have tried all the weight gain supplements out there and hate them all
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